How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
well most of my day revolves around power hour
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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