yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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