so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
