I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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