Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Randomize
