I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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