If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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