Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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