hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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