The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Edward fifth and chaser hands
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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