it wasn't lemon gatorade
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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