You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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