This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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