i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
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