i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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