she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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