Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
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I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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