Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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