i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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