at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I need to stop coming to work sober
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Randomize
