Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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