is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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