WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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