Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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