I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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