Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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