The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
So much rum. So many feels.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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