let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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