Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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