How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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