Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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