I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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