Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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