Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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