Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
i just had sex bonerless
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Say something about gay babies.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I am available for nakedness
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
