He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
You may now shotgun with the bride
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
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