its not stalking. its research.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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