I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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