I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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