No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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