@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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