I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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