if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
i think my cat just said my name.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
