Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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