omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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