watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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