Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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