So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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