never play flip cup with pint glasses
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Randomize
