Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
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is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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