dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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