I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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