Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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