Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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