Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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