Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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