Plan B is the new Plan A
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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